I'm Issuing You a Citation...

"Boxer_4" (Boxer_4) 01/29/2020 at 00:40 • Filed to: None

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Take your pick, though the one X-11 may need some assembly...

InFierority Complex > Boxer_4 01/29/2020 at 00:49

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I’ve got half a Citation. That counts, right?

Boxer_4 > InFierority Complex 01/29/2020 at 01:09

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I’d say you have the good half of a Citation there!

DutchieDC2R > Boxer_4 01/29/2020 at 02:11

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I’d rather have a ‘real’ (paper) citation....

Stapleface-Now Hyphenated! > Boxer_4 01/29/2020 at 07:05

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Friend of mine had a couple of them in high school. What an utter turd that car was. I’m trying to think of a kind thing to say about it.... I really can’t.

And then there was the radio and HVAC .

shop-teacher > Boxer_4 01/29/2020 at 07:10

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I'll take the X-11 and all the spare parts. To the rallycross!!

fhrblig > Boxer_4 01/29/2020 at 08:14

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Ooh, no thanks. My first car was a Pontiac Phoenix, and it was an utter POS.

RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht > Boxer_4 01/29/2020 at 09:10

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Don’t you know who I am? I’m a celebrity!

interstate366, now In The Industry > InFierority Complex 01/29/2020 at 09:11

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One day I’ll get back to mine.

Boxer_4 > RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht 01/29/2020 at 09:32

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I dunno, I’m not too familiar with you Euro Celebrity types... would you Venture to tell me where I’d know you from?

RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht > Boxer_4 01/29/2020 at 09:54

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I was going to make a Lumina van and “”was a celebrity, put on a little weight” joke, but the image insert started acting up.

Turbineguy: Nom de Zoom > Boxer_4 01/29/2020 at 10:58

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Ugh. My mom had one of those rolling dung heaps she bought used. Ended up eating a head gasket so it got sold cheap. 

Dash-doorhandle-6 cyl none the richer > Boxer_4 01/29/2020 at 12:25

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I’ve ridden many, many, teenage miles in a purple citation (It was a factory colour)

 When I came back to the town I grew up in the neighbor’s son still had it, with mismatched doors, seats and a pontiac steering column.  It had fallen apart around the carbed 2.8 v6.  but was still on the road at nearly 20 years old.  His dad made him drive it to the wrecker.  Total piece of shit but you have to admire a car that goes to the crusher under it’s own power. 

Dash-doorhandle-6 cyl none the richer > InFierority Complex 01/29/2020 at 12:26

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the other half is a chevette (not that there’s anything wrong with that I loved 4 chevettes)

Boxer_4 > Dash-doorhandle-6 cyl none the richer 01/29/2020 at 12:38

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Reminds me of this picture. The car was probably 20 years old when I saw it, and the picture was taken about 20 years ago.

Dash-doorhandle-6 cyl none the richer > Boxer_4 01/29/2020 at 12:49

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when’s the last time you saw one driving down the road?

Boxer_4 > Dash-doorhandle-6 cyl none the richer 01/29/2020 at 20:11

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Driving down the road, probably ~15 years ago.

I did see this Pontiac Phoenix at a cruise night last year.  I’m assuming it drove their under its own power.